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Chelsea Bloxsom
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Three Faced Monstroctopus by loveandasandwich
Three Faced Monstroctopus
Just sent out this guy the other day for the ‘Common Threads’ show at FOE Gallery in Northhampton, MA.
Two feet tall and wide (Not including tentacles). Three faces, five eyes, multiple personalities!
Show is on November 14th, and I may be attending! So come by if you’re nearby and lets high five.
“Go to sleep” my mother said.
“But I’m afraid of monsters under my bed!”
My mother smiled, tucked me in just so.
“Not all monsters are bad, you know..
Yes, some of them are gruff and mean,
Smelly, scary, fat and unclean,
Lumpy, scrumpy, with teeth so green,
But how many monsters have you seen?”
“A couple, a few..” I cringed and lied.
“NONE! ZERO!” my mother cried!
“There are many good monsters with deeds unseen
Like the golden haired Pook, so clever and keen
Like the long toed Beem made of mango ice cream
The laughing Lungy who glows bright green
and of course the Clib who dines with the queen!

Such lovely things hate what bad monsters do
Frightening children and smelling of poo
So they take all those monsters and guess what they make!
They mash them and bake them into one smelly cake.
They chase monsters down and cover them in sugars
But no one wants cake tasting of armpit and boogers
So the monster cakes sit just underneath our beds
growling, snarling, till they’re rotting and dead
Now one night when you’re falling asleep
eyes closed and counting sheep
Don’t think about monsters under your bed
Teeth so sharp and eyes so red
Just think of the Pook, Clib, Lungy and Beem
And drift off my love, asleep and dream.
Untitled Monster Poem from 2008
Stumbled across my old Livejournal (Oh god) from high school/college age and I found this poem I wrote about monsters from 2008.
At one point I wanted to write a whole little Shel Silverstein-like silly poem book about all the monsters in my head. And I actually still love it now.

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Grimmdev Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2014  Professional Interface Designer
Really stunning work :)
JubilantWings Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2014
You're awesome! INSTANT +WATCH <3
madizzlee Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2014   General Artist
Congratulations on your book! I can't wait to get it!
galaxygroove Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2014  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Happy late birthday! Also, I am so excited for you about your adventure time book!!! I will definitely be ordering it very soon! You continue to be such an inspiration to me.
jamesgunner123 Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2014
...happy birthday to you miss...=3
DarkLyghtning Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2014  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Happy Birthday! :party:
mkonstantinov Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
My best wishes in this awesome day for you!!!
jdearman5 Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Happy birthday;)
JohnnyC234 Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Happy birthday :D
Ammiterasu Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2014
Happy birthday! I hope you have a nice day! :]
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